I went to Scotland and found nothing there that looks like Scotland —Arthur Freed, defending studio production of the film Brigadoon 1950's
THE GUARDIAN Sat 22 April, 2017
Scotland a happy place? Don’t make me laugh. All these well-being surveys are a plot to convince us that we don’t need another referendum, BY Kevin McKenna
"A campaign, insidious in its stealth, has been under way for some years to make Scottish people feel signiﬁcantly happier and more content than we actually are or truly want to be…Hardly a month goes by when some part of Scotland has not been voted the happiest or most desirable place in the known universe. The latest neighbourhood to have been revealed as the most ebullient on God's earth was the Outer Hebrides. Apparently, its islands scored 8.24 out of 10 in the U.K. government's national happiness survey.
"A few years ago, Aberdeen was rated one of the three most joyful locations in the UK ... I bow to no one in my admiration for this stalwart granite fastness, but even Aberdeen’s mother would never describe Aberdeen as abeacon of happiness. Glasgow is regularly patted on the head and told that it is one of the friendliest cities on Earth by assorted international travel ﬁrms, while Edinburgh, the city of the wasted 4am licence, was rated the best place to live in the UK for three consecutive years.
"Shetland has also been accorded best place to live in its time, while Lewis and Harris was once accorded the accolade of Europe’s top island by TripAdvisor. Just to ensure that Dundee and Inverness didn’t feel left out, they were each thrown a wee bauble to stick on their mantlepiece. Their capital city of Tayside can now boast of having "The best university in the U.K." while Inverness is one of the world's top emerging destinations on a list compiled by amajor European travel agent. It shares its placing with Kazakhstan, which is also one of the most ecstatic countries in north central Asia.
The true magic of north-eastern, Scandinavian Scotland begins with the yellow shores of strange Fife, where seaside names like Dysart, Leven, Elie Pittenweem, Anstruther and Crail most perfectly express what can still be felt there: the keen, keen air, the sands strewn like a fair boy's hair, sands up which the Viking boats ploughed to disgorge their hordes of red-barbed predators.—-SCOTLAND: THE LAND AND THE PEOPLE, © Donald Cowie, 1973 by A.S. Barnes and Company, Cranbury, NJ and London: Thomas Yoseloff Ltd., London ISBN 0-498-01169
...consider the geography of Scotland. One needs only to look at a relief map of the country to realize how divided up the nation is by mountains and lochs. The Grampians cut north Scotland off from the Lowlands, and everywhere lines of ridges bar one district from its neighbor. Long inlets of the sea, firths and lochs that are often dangerous to cross, segment the country. —-Wallace Notestein, The Scott in History, New Haven Yale University Press, 1947
I've trudged the world; I have learned many bravados, so that my heart never stirred much to the mere trick of an instrument but one, and the piob mhor conquers me. What is it, Colin, that's in us, rich and poor, yon rude cane-reeds speak so human and friendly to?"'Tis the Gaelic," I said, cheered myself by the air. "Never a road of the drone or a sob of the chanter but it's in the Gaelic tongue." —-Neil Munroe in John Splendid
Scotland, the dour granitic wedge atop the British Isles...Scotland has this extraordinarily compact, portable culture, compressed into a handful of potent images and concepts and flogged the world over: the skirling music, the whisky, the tartan, the heritage of oppression and inventiveness, the lowering beauty of the landscape, the adamantine handsomeness of the cities, the wonderfully simple and memorable Saltire waving untainted over all. At the same time Scotland seems to be able to exist anywhere...provided that whisky, tartan and a man called Ewan are present. —-FAINTHEART: An Englishman Ventures North of the Border by Charles Jennings, Abacus, Time Warner Books U.K.,
Samuel Johnson said to James Boswell: “Your country consists of two things: stone and water. There is indeed a little earth above the stone in some places, but a very little; and the stone is always appearing. It is like a man in rags; the naked skin is always peeping out.' —-James Boswell, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides with Samuel Johnson,© 1773 (1785)
Scotland does not have to be located on a specific block of land north of the 55th parallel. You can do Scotland wherever Scottish expats are. —-FAINTHEART: An Englishman Ventures North of the Border by Charles Jennings, Abacus, Time Warner Books U.K.,
Outside observers fool themselves into believing that they can decipher the peculiar recipe of Scottish history. Certainly it contains elements of courage, daftness, greed, madness, genius, saintliness and sordidness, but in what proportions? Ah, there the experts are left guessing and arguing among themselves. —-Jimmy Black, History's Mysteries, Saint Andrews Press, Edinburgh, 1993
Shall I see Scotland again? Never shall I forget the happy days I passed there amidst odious smells barbarous sounds, bad suppers, excellent hearts, and most enlightened and cultivated understandings. —-Sydney Smith, Letter to Francis Jeffrey, 27 March 1814
Scotland is renowned as the home of the most ambitious race in the world.—-Frederic Edwin Smith, Earl of Birkenhead, Rectorial Address, Aberdeen, 16 November 1928
How can one ever explain to the go-ahead West the charm of the shabby grey haphazard old land? It is partly the feeling that things just grow and are not made. ——Freya Stark, Note of 17 February 1929, in Beyond Euphrates, 1951
Most . . . small towns I have seen in Scotland are contentedly or morosely lethargic, sunk in a fantastic dullness broken only by scandal-mongering and such alarums as drinking produces; a dead silence punctuated by malicious whispers and hiccups. ——Edwin Muir, Journey into Scotland, 1935
In Scotland there is a rapid loss of all grandeur of mien and manners; a provincial eagerness and acuteness appear; the poverty of the country makes itself remarked, and a coarseness of manners; and, among the intellectual, is the insanity of dialectics. ——Ralph Waldo Emerson, English Traits,1856